Hello Peeps,
Yours truly is winding down the evening, at home snuggled in bed, about to go play with my two bunnies. To say the least, it is the perfect end to the day. I've been thinking lately that I would prefer life as a bear during the winter. I mean bears have it good, they get to eat gobs and gobs of food to get as fat as they can. Then they go into a deep sleep and emerge months later skinny again, just so they can gain all that weight back. Well, now that I'm thinking about it sort of seems like bears have the ultimate eating disorder. Either way, I see nothing wrong with eating berries and honey all summer long. The only problem I have with this scenario is the butt plugs. I mean, I'm not sure how I feel about a three month long constipation. Plus you've got to ingest your own fur, and tons of grass. And I've eaten that grass flavored jelly bean from the Harry Potter jelly beans, and let me tell you, it's gross. So alas, no hibernation for yours truly, unless I was hibernating as a turtle......... ;)
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