The Curve

Peeps,
If there's one thing about summer that I can always count on, it's that all the closet sluts come out. It's like Puxatawny Phil but en masse. Let me explain. Summer is when most of the girl population can find an excuse to wear short shorts, boob tank tops, and just about every other piece of skin revealing clothing they have saved up at the back of their closet. The excuse...well it's hot of course. And when the sun comes out there is a surplus of scantily clad girls, all dressed appropriately for the weather. Now I'm not excluding myself from these girls, because gods know I have enough scant wear to last me through winter, and I'd wear it too, if it werent' for Humboldt being so damn cold. Anywho my point being, you can usually see a girl's back either because it's exposed or the shirt on it is taut across it. And if there's one thing I can't resist oogling it's the back curve.

The back curve (which should be self explanatory) is the curve that starts at the base of the neck and ends right before the butt crack. Whatever evoluationary design decided the back curve was needed should get an award. It's even better when the girl has their hair up, then the whole expanse of the back is free to be oogled, and oogled it gets. I can't help it, there's something so dangerously sensuous about the back curve. Guys can say all they want about boobs or butt, but the back curve definitely makes me imagine my hand running along it.

It's not just girls either, guys have the back curve, and luckily for me, most regular guy shirts show it off just as nicely. When guys lean over, even just slightly, the shirt stretches across their back, and hello back curve. Sometimes I literally have to restrain myself from running a hand alongside some poor bystander guy. It's pretty bad when I have to give a minute to fully soak in the back curve of a guy friend (sorry guys lol you know who you are) especially since I only really see them when I'm with my boyfriend. It's even more scintillating when I realize I've been checking out the same girl as my boyfriend, though this rarely happens as we have widely different tastes in our women.

All in all, the back curve is a wicked design by nature, specifically made (in my opinion) to drive me to distraction and keep me drooling in a haze not knowing what hit me. I can't wait for winter clothes. ;)