Thursday, October 29, 2009

There's a Demon in my Computer

Hey Peeps,
Yours truly was minding her own business on skype last night, when my computer froze. For those of you who know me this is not an unusual occurence. Usually I'll just restart it, however this was an uber-freeze, the mouse wouldn't even go. So, before hysteria could get a good grip on me, I called a friend. Said friend, who seriously deserves a giftbasket for putting up with me, calmly tried to work me through it. Since I'm seriously computer retarded, this is no easy feat. Every question was met with a vague description from me.
Example:
Friend: What model is it?
Me:...Dell
Friend: That's the brand what's the model?
Me:...Dell? All I know about this comp is that I have a Dell.
Friend: (Large sigh) It should tell you on top of the server
Me: The tower thing?
Friend: Sure it should be there
Me: You mean the thing I've piled an amplifier, cds, and multiple other things on top of
My roomie yells from the back: And a trashcan!
Me: The trashcan is just leaning against it, it's not on top!
Friend: Ev, now I'm convinced that there could be other things wrong with your comp with the conditions you've just described
Me: tee hee?
So yeah, that's basically how it went, now I know that my computer should be in better optimal conditions, but I don't have the space for it to be. Also, I'm kind of a mess, in terms of my living habitat. I like to nest, and said nesting happens with my stuff everywhere. I mean you've all seen the picture. It also doesn't help, that every computer I've come into contact with, either blows up, or becomes posessed by a demon who thinks it's funny to screw with me. Either way, said friend is a standup guy, who is truly the computer whisperer. I hope y'all have better luck with your technology.

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